Simplify.

 There is always a bad third option.

Don't hold your breath waiting.

The Cat's Meow.

 He's really into Abstract Expressionism.

And fish.

He's packing.

Preferably, it would be packed in a measuring cup,

Rather than a suitcase.

Vroom, Vroom.

 Now if only he still had a license to surrender.

She's old enough to drive her father crazy.

Contract law.

 The Devil really is in the details.

He'll get back to you on that,

Up in the hair.

 He will just have to take her word for that.

Someone must have read his mind.

Chicken or the egg?

 Now we know which came first.

Don't have a cow.

Another winner from the Invitational.

Freewheeling.

 Experts? We don't need no stinking experts.

Laissez-no-fair.

Unqualified confusion.

 But in an unexpected twist of fate...

Incompetence is now only one candidate's problem.

Another winner of the Invitational online.

Executive action.

 She is at a distinct disadvantage.

She isn't a CEO.

Forget it.

And he has a note from his doctor.

Partners in crime.

Today's strip was written by Marcel Liebert.

All in a day's work.

 Keeping the peace at the dinner table.

Anticipating the need.

For the birds.

That does not augur well.

It is always a bad sign when scavengers die.

The Cretan Paradox.

 If he says that he always lies...

Can he be telling the truth?

Turn the page.

 At least he won't forget what day it is.

And one day he will use calculus, too.

The name of the game.

 "You can call me J, or you can call me Johnny."

He was named after the mystery writer  J.B. Fletcher.

What's in a name?

 Something to do with Lard, perhaps?

It was affectionately used, no doubt.

Taylor made.

 Her last husband was a contractor.

So totally plausible.

Guess who.

 Such a general description could fit anyone.

Naming no names.

Ruffing It.

 What was the title of the book by Mark Twain?

What was the fashion in neckwear in Tudor England?

Bargain basement.

 And that is adjusted for inflation.

Thought for him is a luxury.

Ego trip.

 She knows which side her bread delivery is buttered on.

The super-massive black hole of his ego.

The inevitable question.

Forcing him to think like a Supreme Court justice,

A fate worse than death.

Going nowhere fast.

 Clearly, she does not have to imagine the worst.

Bring turned down is also a turnoff.

Symbiotic relationship.

Be kind to your six-legged friends.

And they do so much for us in return.

Spendthrift.

 Love like charity begins at home.

The exception that proves the rule.

Can't argue with success.

 To tell the truth...

There's just no winning with him.

Paralinguistics.

 It is much more efficient to sigh than...

"To emit a single audible exhalation of breath."

Hands across the water.

 And that is no John Bull.

Election Day UK. Happy Fourth.

It never goes without saying.

 He married her for her brain.

The rest is all decoration.

The Anti-Social Contract.

"Man is born free, but everywhere is in chains."

Some are more free than others.