Staying in their lanes.

 Student debt and minimum wage, living the dream.

She's doing field research as they speak.

Fair Use Doctrine.

 If they are singing 60 year-old Allan Sherman songs...

They need to update their songbooks.

Paranoia for fun and profit.

 In the sage words of Slartibartfast...

That's perfectly normal paranoia. Everybody has it.

Going for realism.

 Like a good Scout, always be prepared.

He does not like surprises.

Run it up the flagpole.

 It seems to work for Supreme Court justices.

"She made me do it."

Volume.

He uses the revolving door at traffic court.

And has a reserved parking space, too.

Memories Are Made of These.

 It is about as useful as...

A Principal is your pal

The Unmentionable Division.

 The less said, the better he likes it.

No need to know.

The offal truth.

 It takes a lot guts to eat that.

A real turnoff all.

Flying MonkeyTime.

 Lions and tigers and bears  Oh my.

How about Star Wars?

Stuck in reverse.

 Everything he knows he learned from...

Lucy Van Pelt, the reverse of a psychologist.

Making a monkey out of Shakespeare.

 More probably, they would produce Venus and Adonis.

The more advanced monkeys use words processors.

Time out!

 Combined with Face Blindness...

One cannot read the time from the face of a clock.

Hair raising.

 Which one is it this time?

Not many to choose from.

Biting commentary.

 He was getting pretty ruff.

But he will speak on command.

Crazy, man, crazy.

 He has no objection to a stiff drink, however.

Pick your poison.

High maintenance.

 He really needs every one of them.

After all that, he needs a rest.

E-Z-Open.

The good news is that if you can open the package...

You do not need the medicine.

Humane testing.

"Kitten eyeballs exploded" is code...

For "human organ failure."

Gilded pleasure.

 Personal Assistants always know...

Their employer's worst faults.

Scoring points.

People like that should know better...

Than to try to make points to people like him.

A new hope.

 Lest we forget.

The Big Bang was shortly before that.

Cutthroat business.

 Bloodletting was Sweeney Todd's specialty.

Ask him to make you a meat pie.

Double trouble.

 Nobody ever looks like their official photo.

He should turn himself in for the reward.

Electric sheep.

 He vent all over the sidewalk.

Easy clean up.

Credit where credit is due.

 However his favorite Truman saying is...

"The Buck Stops Here."

If ever I would leave you.

 He forgot to take his memory supplement.

Back already? Seems like you never left.

Every Breath You Take.

 Try hyperventilating as a cure.

Or hold your breath until you turn blue.

I yam what I yam.

Naming no names, of course.

Hypothetically, who wouldn't like a profiteer?

Ride a painted pony.

 They took him for a ride.

What goes up must come down.