Wednesday, January 7, 2015

Fount of Wisdom Part Two.

The dialogue for today's strip ought to have been:

Panel One: Barney, Duane, Architect. Barney is looking at design of new building.

Architect: And the plaza in front of the building provides a welcoming...
Barney: Where's the fountain?

Panel Two.

Architect: In the interests of water conservation...
Barney: There must be a fountain.

Panel Three.

Architect: We can put a nice garden of drought-resistant plants.
Duane: What do people do when there's a fountain?

Panel Four: Architect thinks.

Architect: Eat their lunch, cool their feet...
Duane: Throw money.
Barney: There must be a fountain.

Heads will roll.

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