Tuesday, May 31, 2016

Monday, May 30, 2016

Sunday, May 29, 2016

Investigative journalist.

Set, Horus and Osiris should also be stopped.
Climate change will stop the butterflies, if only you believe in it.



Saturday, May 28, 2016

The China Syndrome.

Don't say anything that you might regret.
Just hold your breath until you turn blue.



Joseph Pujol, the Fartiste.

The late, great Leonard Rossiter.

Read about it and view the film at Leonardrossiter.com.

Friday, May 27, 2016

Seat of the pants.

Memorably portrayed by Leonard Rossiter.
The lights went out all over Europe.


Thursday, May 26, 2016

Appendectomy.

Appendix isn't reliable, but check out the footnotes.
I have a gut feeling about it.



Wednesday, May 25, 2016

Tuesday, May 24, 2016

Monday, May 23, 2016

Sunday, May 22, 2016

Saturday, May 21, 2016

Death Star Time.

Don't call him Darthy.
Kids really can be heartless.


Friday, May 20, 2016

The Frogs.

Everyone knows that the French cause warts.
Or possibly toads. Aristophanes is the one to ask.



Thursday, May 19, 2016

Going postal.

How do we know that Barney didn't buy them yesterday?
Letters? We got letters.



Wednesday, May 18, 2016

Spit it out.

Well, what do you expect?
You should know better than to call on Cynthia.



Tuesday, May 17, 2016

Online footprint.

There is some spoofing going on.
Maybe now would be a good time for the lawyer.



Monday, May 16, 2016

Nothing to hide.

As if Barney would ever try to avoid taxes.
Or bribe a government official.



Sunday, May 15, 2016

High-falutin.

High-fliers usually end up all wet.
Kids today...


Saturday, May 14, 2016

Layers of meaning.

That makes him as old as Jane Fonda.

Which is really sad.


Friday, May 13, 2016

Thursday, May 12, 2016

What a pill.

And the pill boxes are fully armed and armored.
Someone should explain sarcasm.



Wednesday, May 11, 2016

You get what you get.

A better label makes all the difference.
They spare no expense.



Tuesday, May 10, 2016

Monday, May 9, 2016

Saturday, May 7, 2016

Friday, May 6, 2016

The line forms to the right.

Euphemisms just cut into the deal making time.
Everyone knows why he's there anyway.



Thursday, May 5, 2016

No children, no pets.

The happy life of the free rider.
They didn't allow pets in Bellé Acres.



Wednesday, May 4, 2016

Potluck dinner.

It might or might not be pot in that potluck dinner.
On the other hand, it is free.


Tuesday, May 3, 2016

A shred of decency.

The difference between a foot in the door...
And a foot in the mouth.

Monday, May 2, 2016

A dried up husk.

Mummified and buried.
Buried alive, probably.



Sunday, May 1, 2016

Throw your voice.

I suppose if you had exceptional sphincter control...
Put it where the sun don't shine.