Maid in Usa.

Geisha to you, too.

Look out for Godzilla.

Kneebone's connected to the...

She didn't say which meniscus, now, did she?

Now hear the word...connected to the funny bone.

Fluorescent Bunnies.

We saw Fluorescent Bunnies open for Adam Ant.

There really are glow-in-the-dark lab rats.

The Schoolyard Debating Society.

The fine art of finger shaming is also useful.

Resolved: nah nah nyah nah.

That would lead to Oxo Good-Grips.

Or just possibly kisses and hugs.

Like Hershey.

Atwater Kent presents Killah.

The radio only gets Paul Whiteman.

On top of Mt. Snowdon.

It's a natural mistake.

If it can happen to Prince Andrew, it can happen to the Earl.

A taxing situation.

He did put capital at risk.

There was always the chance that he would win.

It was a dark and strormy Skype.

Fortunately, Barney has a really fat head.

And the resolution is very poor.

Bank of Cynthia.

The zoning gets them every time.

All the profits are tax free.

Very uninteresting.

As Arte Johnson might have said.

Cynthia thinks Miss Lanham is a boob?

International Talk Like A Corporate Raider Day.

Arrr...

rrrrrr.

The all-new 2014 iTeam.

Soon to be bought out by Apple.

Or Microsoft, just to spite Apple.

Chippendales it isn't.

But it is an antique.

He's hip.

Technicalities.

It's almost as if the law were protecting truthfulness.

Somebody should put a stop to it.

No rhyme or reason.

Webinars rhymes with moon 'n' stars.

Engage tractor beams.

The well-known Darwinian Health Plan.

Survival of the fittest.

Due to conditions beyond our control, only links today.

Now that Google has fixed the blog software, our pic of the day.

Honey-do delegation.

Barney is a man of many talents.

All of which are hired.

Or your money back.

Clearly, a case can be made for a full refund.

AnnoyAway, comes in three pleasing aromas.

Please take a number.

The next available representative will be with you.

Henceforth known as Barnard "Two Chairs" Pillsbury.

Don't sweat the samll stuff.

Even Cynthia's sweat is made in a sweatshop.

It's all right. The sweatshop burned months ago.

Walkies!

They say that dogs resemble their owners.

Or possibly the reverse.

Venn it rains, it pours.

Word balloons that diagram.

Whatever happened to Stanley Wienerwald?

Root, root, root.

Old squares never die.

They become cubic.

Smarty pants.

Everybody hates the nerds.

Even the geeks.

The fatal flaw.

That's what we call the flaw in the ointment.

Rule number one: Never lower prices.

Shrinkage may occur.

Especially with cold water.

It's the amazing Richard Karns hose.

Know thyself.

She has met the enemy...

And it is she.

Yahooligans.

But mostly, life is like Alta Vista.

Over and forgotten before you know it.