Sunday, July 31, 2011

Try not to think about it.

Or, as a distraction, start looking for phosphenes.

Saturday, July 30, 2011

Clear conscience.

Purity of motive is important.

She looks too young to be Barney's mom.

Friday, July 29, 2011

Employee of the month.


Expanding the Palace to Dingburg.

Thursday, July 28, 2011

Noli me tangere.


She will fit right in. She has a messiah complex. "Don't touch me!"

Wednesday, July 27, 2011

MIckey?

And those are just the mice.

Wait until you see the rats.

Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Sunday, July 24, 2011

News of the World.

It's exactly like a job interview with Rupert Murdoch.

Carbon Dating.


Barney's so old, Lucretia didn't date him, she carbon-dated him.

And before you invent carbon paper, you have to invent fire to get the soot to make the ink.

But the only carbon Lucretia is interested in is diamond.

Saturday, July 23, 2011

Punchline Helper.


Stretch that expensive joke material. Make leftovers seem like a new joke. It's Punchline Helper®, the cartoon chef's best friend.

Friday, July 22, 2011

The "true" story of Dr. Marcie.

As related to Michael Cavna of The Washington Post.

The Beagle has landed.


Now we need to stop at the barber shop on the way home and have a hair cut. Heck, have all of them cut.

Thursday, July 21, 2011

Happiness is a warm couch, Charlie Brown.

Dr. Marcie, officially.


This Blog blames David Clark.

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

The cat's out of the bag...


And all over the street, as the policeman once said to Dominic DaVinci.

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Don't hate me because I'm conceited.

Lucretia has really big...




elbows.

Monday, July 18, 2011

Full Metal Push Up.

As the Geico psychologist R. Lee Ermey once asked Vincent D'Onfrio, "What is your childhood trauma?"

And we all know well how that turned out.

Sunday, July 17, 2011

Infringement.


Or they could have risked infringing the Smith Brothers, Trade and Mark.

Saturday, July 16, 2011

Thrilling.

It's a gas.

After all that time Consuela spent catching it, at least the cat will eat well tonight.

Friday, July 15, 2011

Our long-standing tradition.

Today we honor Jay Ward.

Glad-handing Snidely Whiplash, with a nod to his predecessor Dudley Nightshade.

Thursday, July 14, 2011

Chuck Jones Day.

We've already honored Tex Avery, so this time we'll pay homage to Chuck Jones.

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

There is a rigth way?


She means it as a compliment.

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

He's got her on the hook.

Sincerity is the best bait.
Clearly, she's interested. Now reel her in.

Monday, July 11, 2011

Honesty.

In Romance, as in Business, Honesty is always the least best policy.

Sunday, July 10, 2011

PSA: Zoom your Sunday B&C.

Since the merger (death) of Comics.com with U-Click's Gocomics, the Sunday comic has been zoom-free, leaving the reader with the small, squintable version of the strip. But there is relief in sight: Arcamax has the zoomable Sunday.

This has been a Public Service Announcement.

Dentures.


They had perfect teeth. They kept that way by putting them in a glass at night.

Saturday, July 9, 2011

Friday, July 8, 2011

Endearing qualities.

It's that personal touch that endears Barney to his employees.

But he hired those engineers for that very reason -- so that he wouldn't have to remember their names.

Thursday, July 7, 2011

Gold Medal.

Flouncing and Sashaying are also Olympic sports.