Try not to think about it.

Or, as a distraction, start looking for phosphenes.

Clear conscience.

Purity of motive is important.

She looks too young to be Barney's mom.

Employee of the month.

Expanding the Palace to Dingburg.

Noli me tangere.

She will fit right in. She has a messiah complex. "Don't touch me!"

MIckey?

And those are just the mice.

Wait until you see the rats.

An inconvenient truth, by Al Truism.

A more cynical person might think that everyone is in it for something.

News of the World.

It's exactly like a job interview with Rupert Murdoch.

Carbon Dating.

Barney's so old, Lucretia didn't date him, she carbon-dated him.

And before you invent carbon paper, you have to invent fire to get the soot to make the ink.

But the only carbon Lucretia is interested in is diamond.

Punchline Helper.

Stretch that expensive joke material. Make leftovers seem like a new joke. It's Punchline Helper®, the cartoon chef's best friend.

The "true" story of Dr. Marcie.

As related to Michael Cavna of The Washington Post.

The Beagle has landed.

Now we need to stop at the barber shop on the way home and have a hair cut. Heck, have all of them cut.

Happiness is a warm couch, Charlie Brown.

Dr. Marcie, officially.


This Blog blames David Clark.

The cat's out of the bag...

And all over the street, as the policeman once said to Dominic DaVinci.

Don't hate me because I'm conceited.

Lucretia has really big...




elbows.

Full Metal Push Up.

As the Geico psychologist R. Lee Ermey once asked Vincent D'Onfrio, "What is your childhood trauma?"

And we all know well how that turned out.

Infringement.

Or they could have risked infringing the Smith Brothers, Trade and Mark.

Thrilling.

It's a gas.

After all that time Consuela spent catching it, at least the cat will eat well tonight.

Our long-standing tradition.

Today we honor Jay Ward.

Glad-handing Snidely Whiplash, with a nod to his predecessor Dudley Nightshade.

Chuck Jones Day.

We've already honored Tex Avery, so this time we'll pay homage to Chuck Jones.

There is a rigth way?

She means it as a compliment.