Old Dogs Are the Best Dogs.

Murphy, a great old dog. 

R.I.P.

Don't even think it.

 Government is boring when done right.

Competence is the best revenge.

On the other hand.

 Yeah, but what about whataboutism?

And a bad time was had by all.

In rabbit years.

 Some people don't look their age.

And some people don't act it.

Drink to me only with thine eyes.

 Taking the veil is the logical next step.

Get thee to a nunnery.

A meaty subject.

 He has a beef with that question.

Don't get your shorts in a knot.

The last resort.

 Atomic weapons only work with hurricanes.

Don't they know it's the end of the world?