Dedicated to the comic strip by Weingarten and Clark.
If you think about it, no cleanup is a plus.
And no vet bills is another positive.
The topless towers of Ileum?
That's so jejune.
The union's pension plan is really good.
Masochism is a requirement.
The best cure for insecurity to be a bully.
Or find something to put his name on.
Somewhere the ghost of HAL 9000 is smiling.
The Last Laugh.
The "Dear Departed" will be sorely missed.
"We'll meet again, don't know where, don't know when."
His proposal met with her counterproposal.
He got more than he bargained for, all right.