Dedicated to the comic strip by Weingarten and Clark.
If they are politicians, they are lying, probably.
That's a categorical maybe.
He means too lazy to bend over.
Tying one's shoe laces is exhausting.
And he always gets such good service.
It's always a shift change when he arrives.
The old story of the woman and the serpent.
But with a different twist.
Interior decorating has been the death ...
Of more than one marriage.
All that is missing is a black monolith.
Not immature so much as primal.
Some acquisitions can have that affect.
That will cost him.
