On the defensive.

Looks like unnecessary roughness.

Seems pretty offensive.

Fit as a fiddle.

He is fit to be tied.

Or to throw a fit.

To sell a fat pig.

The lure of the sale is illusion.

Once hooked, it is too late.

At a glance.

Yet another form of side eye.

Looking askance would serve well in reply.

Post or perish.

They should definitely switch to Facteime.

Much more satisfying than face-to-face.

The Tower of Babel.

He can confuse him in many languages.

It helps when you want to secretly insult someone.

The Big Shill.

He is not wrong about that.

He will put a ghost writer on it.