Monday, February 16, 2026

Departures.

The "Dear Departed" will be sorely missed.

"We'll meet again, don't know where, don't know when."

Sunday, February 15, 2026

Business plan.

His proposal met with her counterproposal.

He got more than he bargained for, all right.

Saturday, February 14, 2026

Pennies from Heaven.

Sometimes you just get a bonus.

File under the heading "Rubbing It In."

Friday, February 13, 2026

Thursday, February 12, 2026

Tuesday, February 10, 2026

Complaint Department.

That is what is known as a "trade secret."

Among many "factors," a source inside the company confirmed

Monday, February 9, 2026