Complaint Department.

That is what is known as a "trade secret."

Among many "factors," a source inside the company confirmed

In the long run.

Short term, yes, you might need to do that.

Or just forget about it.

The Uncertainty Principle.

It's like a Bob Newhart sketch.

Entirely plausible on both ends.

VTOL.

You should see him at work.

Micromanaging is his executive style.

Morphyism.

Judging by Paul Morphy and Bobby Fischer...

Chesterton might have had a point.

Dreamboat.

And if his other dogs had had buttons,

They could have talked, too.

Lead balloon.

And now we know that Barney is an Animist.

Everything has feelings.