Dedicated to the comic strip by Weingarten and Clark.
That penny is now worth about fifteen cents...
And is appreciating daily.
The inverted protein pyramid is even worse.
Pyramids should be full of preservatives.
Knowledge wants to be free.
"What a revolting development this is."
This calls for some outside the box thinking.
Some actual thinking outside that box of silicon chips.
Learning to delegate is also educational.
She has already learned how to give instructions.
A boy named sue, so to speak.
He could be found at the bar.
Reality is a crutch.
Coping is such sweet sorrow.