Dedicated to the comic strip by Weingarten and Clark.
Politics make strange breakfast companions.
He has issues with issues.
That is why so many ads feature dogs.
In Fido we trust.
Grading should be reserved for beef.
And the roads.
If they are politicians, they are lying, probably.
That's a categorical maybe.
He means too lazy to bend over.
Tying one's shoe laces is exhausting.
And he always gets such good service.
It's always a shift change when he arrives.
The old story of the woman and the serpent.
But with a different twist.
