Dedicated to the comic strip by Weingarten and Clark.
As good an excuse as any yet advanced.
A Nobel Prize for Economics awaits.
Risque is not the word for it.
Men have been shot for less.
It can now prove that it is human.
All is lost.
Focused like a laser on boring a hole in the ground.
Like a grave, broadly speaking, of course.
If the root beer didn't get you.
The DDT in the eggs would.
She was in the lower decks.
Ballast Class is for the little people.
That's what he gets for his euphemism.
But Eb kept the ten dollars.