Kid stuff.

Or he might have said, "I kid you not."

Pavlovian response to bells and sirens

Not to be confused with.

That's a lot of zeros, but way short of infinity.

He couldn't do that on Bing.

Curiouser and curiouser.

Curiosity killed the rabbit.

Still lean enough to hop away.

Home rule.

The first rule of government is to not get caught.

The second rule is to follow the first rule and go home.

Breeds contempt.

That went swimmingly in point of fact.

Sink or swim are the choices.

Driven.

Peekaboo is thrilling for people of a certain age.

Popups of all types are very popular nowadays.

Curses, foiled again.

There's a legal hex on the place.

Guilt by association is not a crime.