Pennies from Heaven.

Sometimes you just get a bonus.

File under the heading "Rubbing It In."

Let me count the ways.

One exception being buttering up.

Self-preservation being another.

That does not compute.

The Master/Slave computer organizational model.

Which is the Master and which the Slave?

Complaint Department.

That is what is known as a "trade secret."

Among many "factors," a source inside the company confirmed

In the long run.

Short term, yes, you might need to do that.

Or just forget about it.

The Uncertainty Principle.

It's like a Bob Newhart sketch.

Entirely plausible on both ends.

VTOL.

You should see him at work.

Micromanaging is his executive style.