Monday, September 7, 2026

The Price is Right.

Science is not what it used to be.

If it quacks like a duck...

Milky Way.

Never wear white after Labor Day.

He aspires to be the Great Gatsby.

Sunday, September 6, 2026

Friday, September 4, 2026

Thursday, September 3, 2026

The Wild One.

Marlon Brando could have learned a thing or two from Eb.

Or as Chester Riley always said, "What a revolting idea."

Wednesday, September 2, 2026

The Phony.

Place a person-to-person call, in that case.

"He has the whole world in his hands."

Pickup line.

Would a big windbag do instead?

Politics is full of them looking for a windfall.