Pulp affliction.

Printed on genuine Canadian pulp.

Dead tree tariff included.

Business lunch.

He's all business all the time.

Even if it's none of his business.

Two times the fun.

She's repeating herself .

Which is twice as nice.

Hoovering.

They still do that for some large jobs.

But then you can get steamed, too.

Fright night.

It might not frighten them,

But it certainly will ruin their day.

Monstrous.

He must not have a clear conscience.

Or is haunted by his conscience.

Bottom feeder.

Not precisely an endorsement.

"Things could be worse" usually do.