At a glance.

Yet another form of side eye.

Looking askance would serve well in reply.

Post or perish.

They should definitely switch to Facteime.

Much more satisfying than face-to-face.

The Tower of Babel.

He can confuse him in many languages.

It helps when you want to secretly insult someone.

The Big Shill.

He is not wrong about that.

He will put a ghost writer on it.

Getting ahead.

If he walks any faster, he will lap himself.

How to get ahead without even trying.

Coded message.

The Hobo code is unbreakable.

1. Decide your own life; don't let another person run or rule you.

Tale of the tapeworm.

Intestinal parasites sound like something...

The HHS Secretary could endorse.