Getting ahead.

If he walks any faster, he will lap himself.

How to get ahead without even trying.

Coded message.

The Hobo code is unbreakable.

1. Decide your own life; don't let another person run or rule you.

Tale of the tapeworm.

Intestinal parasites sound like something...

The HHS Secretary could endorse.

Pass it on.

Where there's a will, there's always something...

To fight about.

All in the family.

It appears that some other things are inherited.

A feeling of being put upon is also a heritable trait.

Raw deal.

That really chaps his cheek.

Rubs him the wrong way.

Malfeasance in office.

Eating the merchandise rather than delivering it.

That's grounds for expulsion from the bunny guild.