Dedicated to the comic strip by Weingarten and Clark.
Beachfront property, more or less.
He's feeling palmy, not balmy.
Everything old is new again.
Get your powdered wig out of mothballs.
However much money it takes...
Or Makes. He is all for it.
Whatever gets you through the night.
And gains the advantage.
As apt a summation of humanity as any.
From the perspective of the machine.
Both Henny Youngman and Milton Berle concur.
Steal only from the best.
Sounds like a bagel, rather than a kaiser.
Funny, but he doesn't look like lox.
