Dedicated to the comic strip by Weingarten and Clark.
However much money it takes...
He is all for getting his.
Whatever gets you through the night.
And gains the advantage.
As apt a summation of humanity as any.
From the perspective of the machine.
Both Henny Youngman and Milton Berle concur.
Steal only from the best.
Sounds like a bagel, rather than a kaiser.
Funny, but he doesn't look like lox.
It is panhandling on an industrial scale.
Same results as a tin cup.
She has lived down to expectations.
Kinder words were never spoken.
