Dedicated to the comic strip by Weingarten and Clark.
One might think that his thumb was on the scale.
Weight, weight don't tell me.
Ask a silly question, get a silly answer.
Just a hop. skip and a jump away from honesty.
Those tiny profits pay your salaries.
Chronic Low Plasma Platelets?
The Boss will never know if you actually read that email.
The paper memo was more compelling.
The provenance is not real, at the very least.
Maybe it was made for Cesare.
That tree may flower or it may not.
No shilly-shally there.
Two halves and halves-not.
Milking it for all it's worth.
