Saturday, March 7, 2026

He's got personality.

That is what they call precocity.

Wait until he gets adult diapers.

Thursday, March 5, 2026

The Sound of Silence.

Cue Simon and Garfunkel.

Hello Darkness, my old friend.

The Name Game.

Pillsbury Building, Pillsbury Stadium, Pillsbury Plaza, etc....

He might as well put his name on the City.

Wednesday, March 4, 2026

Sunday, March 1, 2026

His Owned Man.

Must be very frustrating to be legal.

He just longs to be a business version of David Farragut.