Dedicated to the comic strip by Weingarten and Clark.
He has to keep both big ears to the ground.
Does Bayer still have an agent?
Someone call for an aspirin?
The cost effective one-up.
May the Guinness rise up to meet you.
Ireland forever.
"Sometimes you feel like a nut..."
The sober truth.
That penny is now worth about fifteen cents...
And is appreciating daily.
The inverted protein pyramid is even worse.
Pyramids should be full of preservatives.
Knowledge wants to be free.
"What a revolting development this is."