Dedicated to the comic strip by Weingarten and Clark.
It is obviously a case of poor reception.
Too much noise.
If that's all that is required of him...
He will gladly accept ninety percent of his former salary.
Not exactly on the square, so to speak.
Slightly off kilter.
Alice doesn't live here anymore.
Speaking of vacancies, moral vacancy.
The reading level was something of a challenge.
Not suitable for all ages, parental discretion is advised.
He would never be mistaken for the Golden Bear.
Bearly survives the round.
That will come in handy next time...
Someone asks for a handout.