The sweepstakes.

Some people will bet on anything.

Trending on all the online gambling sites.

The WIld Kingdom.

Just ask Ms. Courteney Cox.

Which is itself also kind of inappropriate.

Duck and Super Duck.

Look, up in the money bin.

It's a bird, it's Scrooge McDuck.

One in a billion.

The one person on Earth who...

Has never heard of the Internet.

Lie of the land.

Never invent a new lie when an old one will do.

It sounds like Green Acres.

Where the buffalo roam.

It's an open house, in real estate terms.

 Sold American. Somebody else's problem.

Plurality.

What do you mean by this "we" that you mention, sir?

The exclusive inclusive.

Houseguest.

The trickle down theory is put to the test.

It's fait accompli.

Gideon privilege.

He might try calling Clarence Gideon to thank him

Then call Miranda.

In the bag.

Fashion design is easy as pie, a piece of cake.

The weirder the design, the more fashionable it is.

Teamwork.

Stereotypes are inaccurate generally.

And almost always specifically.

Point/Counterpoint.

It must be the shared mammalian heritage.

We are simply better at it than others.

When the chips are down.

Much easier to find things that are not even lost.

Ransom or reward? You decide.

Little Shop of Horrors.

As Jack Nicholson would say, "Don't stop."

 

 

He's already getting numb.

Role reversal.

In other words, it's against the natural order.

A change in viewpoint broadens understanding.

The Price is Right.

Science is not what it used to be.

If it quacks like a duck...

Milky Way.

Never wear white after Labor Day.

He aspires to be the Great Gatsby.

Questionable.

Don't say "yes" before you hear the question.

Too many bad things have started that way.

Hot Dog.

Right next to the electric bike and car.

Batteries included.

The Wild One.

Marlon Brando could have learned a thing or two from Eb.

Or as Chester Riley always said, "What a revolting idea."

The Phony.

Place a person-to-person call, in that case.

"He has the whole world in his hands."

Pickup line.

Would a big windbag do instead?

Politics is full of them looking for a windfall.