Thursday, September 10, 2026

When the chips are down.

Much easier to find things that are not even lost.

Ransom or reward? You decide.

Wednesday, September 9, 2026

Tuesday, September 8, 2026

Monday, September 7, 2026

The Price is Right.

Science is not what it used to be.

If it quacks like a duck...

Milky Way.

Never wear white after Labor Day.

He aspires to be the Great Gatsby.

Sunday, September 6, 2026

Friday, September 4, 2026

Thursday, September 3, 2026

The Wild One.

Marlon Brando could have learned a thing or two from Eb.

Or as Chester Riley always said, "What a revolting idea."

Wednesday, September 2, 2026

The Phony.

Place a person-to-person call, in that case.

"He has the whole world in his hands."

Pickup line.

Would a big windbag do instead?

Politics is full of them looking for a windfall.

Monday, August 31, 2026

Ups and Downs.

That's a really loopy concept.

The passenger prays a lot getting on and off.

Sunday, August 30, 2026

What's in a name?

If we are into renaming...

It might as well be something Aztec.

Saturday, August 29, 2026

Friday, August 28, 2026

Verisimilitude.

It is the actor's sincerity.

He can fake it convincingly.

Thursday, August 27, 2026

Wednesday, August 26, 2026

Monday, August 24, 2026

Saturday, August 22, 2026

Shell out.

Sometimes a turtle is just a turtle.

Other times it symbolizes a big bill.

Friday, August 21, 2026

Vasoconstricted.

He also gets uptight about potahto.

And when there is a voz in a foy-yay, he goes ballistic.

Thursday, August 20, 2026

Wednesday, August 19, 2026

Monday, August 17, 2026

Sunday, August 16, 2026

Saturday, August 15, 2026

Friday, August 14, 2026

Wednesday, August 12, 2026

Hey Abbott!

The Duke, Hero of Trafalgar, of course, of course.

Who put him on his pedestal?

It's a jungle out there.

As good an excuse as any yet advanced.

A Nobel Prize for Economics awaits.

Monday, August 10, 2026

Valentino.

Risque is not the word for it.

Men have been shot for less.

Sunday, August 9, 2026

Friday, August 7, 2026

Wednesday, August 5, 2026

Priceless.

That's what he gets for his euphemism.

But Eb kept the ten dollars.

Tuesday, August 4, 2026

Monday, August 3, 2026

The Loner.

Panic in the park.

There's always social media.

Sunday, August 2, 2026

Dear Abby.

How conscientious can an assumed name be?

 But Abby Sciuto on NCIS is very conscientious.

Saturday, August 1, 2026

Friday, July 31, 2026

Happy Go Lucky.

Carefree, fancy free, because not so free.

It's not complicated.

Thursday, July 30, 2026

Tuesday, July 28, 2026

It happened one commercial.

Gable was right. That was...

A fireman's carry he was using.

It Happened One Night



Monday, July 27, 2026

Sunday, July 26, 2026

Tickety-boo.

It is already a hit fad nationwide.

You probably picked up several other things.

Saturday, July 25, 2026

Friday, July 24, 2026