Thursday, October 1, 2026

Wednesday, September 30, 2026

Tuesday, September 29, 2026

Monday, September 28, 2026

Sunday, September 27, 2026

Doggone it.

She can smell fear. It smells like victory.

That's a good way to summon Animal Control.

Mr. Lucky.

This is a whole Lotto nothing.

That's the ticket.

Saturday, September 26, 2026

Thursday, September 24, 2026

Foodies.

Always sample the local dishes.

They give the flavor of the place. 

And there is a Right Bank and a Left Bank, but no West Bank in Paree.

Sea sick.

A bad case of "see" sickness.

There's no pill for that.

Tuesday, September 22, 2026

Sunday, September 20, 2026

Friday, September 18, 2026

Wednesday, September 16, 2026

Tuesday, September 15, 2026

Monday, September 14, 2026

Sunday, September 13, 2026

In the bag.

Fashion design is easy as pie, a piece of cake.

The weirder the design, the more fashionable it is.



Saturday, September 12, 2026

Friday, September 11, 2026

Thursday, September 10, 2026

When the chips are down.

Much easier to find things that are not even lost.

Ransom or reward? You decide.

Wednesday, September 9, 2026

Tuesday, September 8, 2026

Monday, September 7, 2026

The Price is Right.

Science is not what it used to be.

If it quacks like a duck...

Milky Way.

Never wear white after Labor Day.

He aspires to be the Great Gatsby.

Sunday, September 6, 2026

Friday, September 4, 2026

Thursday, September 3, 2026

The Wild One.

Marlon Brando could have learned a thing or two from Eb.

Or as Chester Riley always said, "What a revolting idea."

Wednesday, September 2, 2026

The Phony.

Place a person-to-person call, in that case.

"He has the whole world in his hands."

Pickup line.

Would a big windbag do instead?

Politics is full of them looking for a windfall.

Monday, August 31, 2026

Ups and Downs.

That's a really loopy concept.

The passenger prays a lot getting on and off.

Sunday, August 30, 2026

What's in a name?

If we are into renaming...

It might as well be something Aztec.

Saturday, August 29, 2026

Friday, August 28, 2026

Verisimilitude.

It is the actor's sincerity.

He can fake it convincingly.

Thursday, August 27, 2026

Wednesday, August 26, 2026

Monday, August 24, 2026

Saturday, August 22, 2026

Shell out.

Sometimes a turtle is just a turtle.

Other times it symbolizes a big bill.

Friday, August 21, 2026

Vasoconstricted.

He also gets uptight about potahto.

And when there is a voz in a foy-yay, he goes ballistic.

Thursday, August 20, 2026

Wednesday, August 19, 2026

Monday, August 17, 2026

Sunday, August 16, 2026

Saturday, August 15, 2026

Friday, August 14, 2026

Rise of the machines.

To quote the Daleks, "Resistance is futile."

Like Davros, he might gradually be totally transformed.