On the defensive.

Looks like unnecessary roughness.

Seems pretty offensive.

Fit as a fiddle.

He is fit to be tied.

Or to throw a fit.

To sell a fat pig.

The lure of the sale is illusion.

Once hooked, it is too late.

At a glance.

Yet another form of side eye.

Looking askance would serve well in reply.

Post or perish.

They should definitely switch to Facteime.

Much more satisfying than face-to-face.

The Tower of Babel.

He can confuse him in many languages.

It helps when you want to secretly insult someone.

The Big Shill.

He is not wrong about that.

He will put a ghost writer on it.

Getting ahead.

If he walks any faster, he will lap himself.

How to get ahead without even trying.

Coded message.

The Hobo code is unbreakable.

1. Decide your own life; don't let another person run or rule you.

Tale of the tapeworm.

Intestinal parasites sound like something...

The HHS Secretary could endorse.

Pass it on.

Where there's a will, there's always something...

To fight about.

All in the family.

It appears that some other things are inherited.

A feeling of being put upon is also a heritable trait.

Raw deal.

That really chaps his cheek.

Rubs him the wrong way.

Malfeasance in office.

Eating the merchandise rather than delivering it.

That's grounds for expulsion from the bunny guild.

Uniform conduct.

There are such things as alterations.

Or some teams like long stockings.

By hook or by crook.

You're going to need a bigger boat.

The Iceman Cometh.

Antennae.

It is obviously a case of poor reception.

Too much noise.

The ninety percent solution.

If that's all that is required of him...

He will gladly accept ninety percent of his former salary.

All the dodecahedra were taken.

Not exactly on the square, so to speak.

Slightly off kilter.

The Visitation.

Alice doesn't live here anymore.

Speaking of vacancies, moral vacancy.

Classical education.

The reading level was something of a challenge.

Not suitable for all ages, parental discretion is advised.

Grin and Bear It.

He would never be mistaken for the Golden Bear.

Bearly survives the round.

Handyman special.

That will come in handy next time...

Someone asks for a handout.

Take a poll.

The threat is from somewhere else entirely.

Elected officials are the problem.

Leaning into it.

That is a vague "no."

Hearing and listening not the same.

You will thank me later.

Something smells, and it isn't fish in the microwave.

Testing, testing, 1, 2, 3.

Little fishy in the brook.

He's beginning to sound like the Great Oz.

"Ignore that man behind the curtain."

Coming into focus.

As one person, he might be called a focal point.

He's the new Mikey.

No account.

Too large to fit into the shriveled husk...

Of the original specimen.

Now serving.

To properly binge watch any show...

Take a drink before each episode.

Long and drawn out.

He cannot be held responsible for anything he does.

He is just following orders.

The Biz Iz Wiz.

He has to keep both big ears to the ground.

Does Bayer still have an agent?

What a headache.

Someone call for an aspirin?

The cost effective one-up.

Snakes on a plain.

May the Guinness rise up to meet you.

Ireland forever.

The last stooge.

"Sometimes you feel like a nut..."

 The sober truth.

The price of everything.

That penny is now worth about fifteen cents...

And is appreciating daily.

Pyramid conversion.

The inverted protein pyramid is even worse.

Pyramids should be full of preservatives.

Robot Revolution.

Knowledge wants to be free.

"What a revolting development this is."

The Anthropic Moment.

This calls for some outside the box thinking.

Some actual thinking outside that box of silicon chips.

A little help from my friends.

Learning to delegate is also educational.

She has already learned how to give instructions.

Sosumi.

A boy named sue, so to speak.

He could be found at the bar.

The real deal.

Reality is a crutch.

Coping is such sweet sorrow.

Eaten up.

The unspeakable in pursuit of the uneatble.

That is hard to swallow.

He's got personality.

That is what they call precocity.

Wait until he gets adult diapers.

The Sound of Silence.

Cue Simon and Garfunkel.

Hello Darkness, my old friend.

The Name Game.

Pillsbury Building, Pillsbury Stadium, Pillsbury Plaza, etc....

He might as well put his name on the City.

Parental guidance suggested.

Some children can be such a disappointment.

And she wrote the handbook on parenthood.

Fore!

Now he can drive all around the subdivision.

No license needed.

Robots vs. Humans.

The score is Robots 1, Humans 0.

Advantage Robots.

His Owned Man.

Must be very frustrating to be legal.

He just longs to be a business version of David Farragut.