Tuesday, April 30, 2024

Reality bites back.

 Believe it or not, reality always wins.

In addition to measles, there's a lot of denial going around.

Sunday, April 28, 2024

Try, try again.

 Where is the Undo key when you really need it?

Whatever you did, do the opposite.

Saturday, April 27, 2024

Friday, April 26, 2024

Don't hold your breath.

 She never even bated her breath in anticipation.

Sculptors sometime heave a bas-relief.

Thursday, April 25, 2024

Wednesday, April 24, 2024

Fit to be tongue-tied.

 Next time, try 21st Century medium, texting.

And yet, somehow, she got the message.

Tuesday, April 23, 2024

A journey of a thousand miles.

 One small step for a woman...

One giant leap for analysis.

Monday, April 22, 2024

Do tell.

 Do not even think of asking.

The very last place you want to go.

Sunday, April 21, 2024

Saturday, April 20, 2024

Friday, April 19, 2024

Thursday, April 18, 2024

Wednesday, April 17, 2024

Tuesday, April 16, 2024

Monday, April 15, 2024

My fair lady.

 In the immortal words of Henry Higgins...

"Why can't a woman be more like a man?"

Sunday, April 14, 2024

A taxing situation.

 Happy Tax Day. Many happy returns.

Please do not do us any favors.

Saturday, April 13, 2024

In the clutch.

 When the time comes...

Cars will all be autonomous.

Friday, April 12, 2024

Tent city.

 Share and share alike.

It's a class act.

Hits and Misses.

 You would prefer mesdames, missy?

Usually, just misses, unmarried.

Wednesday, April 10, 2024

Tuesday, April 9, 2024

Asgard it.

 Named for Wednesday Addams, of course.

We still thank goodness it's Friday.

Monday, April 8, 2024

Sunday, April 7, 2024

Blackout.

 AKA The Great Eclipse.

Cancel culture strikes again.

Saturday, April 6, 2024

Friday, April 5, 2024

Thursday, April 4, 2024

Both Sides Now.

 What you lose on the roundabout...

You make up on the swings.

Wednesday, April 3, 2024

The Laws.

 That would be a violation of the Third Law of Robotics.

Or that's what you want me to think that you want.

Tuesday, April 2, 2024

The less bad news.

 In the immortal words of Monty Python...

Always look on the bright side.

Monday, April 1, 2024