In vino veritas.

And that's the truth, as Edith Ann would say.

Also kills the taste buds.

Small mercies.

Win, win, lose, lose

Nothing worse than being obligated.

Accept no substitutes.

Who do substitute teachers sub for when school is online?

There's no challenge with amateurs.

Mask of the red death.

It was a very clever theft, as thefts go.

They will literally kill you.

Who watches the watchers?

Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? as Juvenal put it.

He didn't make the system, he just benefits from it.

Baffled.

If at first you don't succeed, get devious.

That act is better than the waterskiing squirrel.

Person-to-person.

He's a social animal, but at a distance.

Long-distance relationships are difficult to maintain.

Radio with pictures.

It would probably benefit by being silent.

Get me Buster Keaton. Or Michael.

Of the essence.

Not only is he essential, he's quintessential.

He is the essential oily.

Amanda Hugginkiss.

Pranks for the memories. The economy is depending on you.

They come in all flavors.

Under pressure.

Maybe it's just tired. But it will bounce back.

It shouldn't be depressed. It has a ten-year 100,000 mile health care plan.

A game changer.

Whatever game they are playing, it isn't tiddlywinks.

Maybe checkers or parchisi?

Wonderfalls.

"I wonder wonder why the wonderfalls."

Mr. Wonderful, aka Lawrence Welk.

Everyone knows it's Windy.

He's got the wind up. Don't stand down wind.

He's a gas.

The bright side.

There is always a silver lining to every storm cloud.

It's an ill wind that blow nobody any good.

Rabbit out of hat.

She's not bad. She's just drawn that way.

Jessica Rabbit.

Doctor Einstein, I presume.

He's feeling relatively better. He's not a quick as the speed of light.

It's probably not Albert Brooks.

A time for everything under the sun.

Except for being trapped in an eighty-thousand ton petri dish.

The voluntary quarantine cruise.

Fired for cause.

Sorry, Reynolds, but you're taking the rap.

At least he can feel safe in the unemployment office.

Solemn occasons.

Meals on wheels, the old-fashion way.

Hate to eat and run.

Hot diggity dog diggity.

Don't overfish those dogfish.

Roll over and play dead.

Making an ash of itself.

In the long run, everyone will be like those early humans.

Extinct.

How not to be bored.

It's a public service that they are doing.

Time put to the best possible use.

Fasten your seatbelts.

You are in for a bumpy ride. Brace for sudden stops.

And quick reversals.

A page right out of history.

Longer than War & Peace, and with just as many characters.

It's a real page turner.

Cockadoodle don't.

You don't want to mess with someone who has that many knives.

And  knows how the chicken lost its head.

Caduceus to you, too.

He has the snakes, now where are the ladders?

It's all Greek to him.

Truth in advertising.

Careful, Barney might steal that idea.

Nine out of ten doctors agree.Leave their names out of it

On the runs.

He's rich, but only on paper.

Can't see the forest for the paper made from it.

It's for your own good.

We are all in this together, but some are more in it than others.

You can't fire your yes man.