Tuesday, April 21, 2026

Casey at the bat.

And it was a pitching machine that threw the ball.

Automated batters are next.

Monday, April 20, 2026

That stinks.

In the words of Doctor Samuel Johnson,

"No, Madam, you smell, I stink."

Sunday, April 19, 2026

Cog wheel.

The line of succession stops at that station.

Go big or go home.

Saturday, April 18, 2026

On the defensive.

Looks like unnecessary roughness.

Seems pretty offensive.

Friday, April 17, 2026

Thursday, April 16, 2026

Wednesday, April 15, 2026

At a glance.

Yet another form of side eye.

Looking askance would serve well in reply.

Tuesday, April 14, 2026

Monday, April 13, 2026

Sunday, April 12, 2026

Saturday, April 11, 2026

Friday, April 10, 2026

Coded message.

The Hobo code is unbreakable.

1. Decide your own life; don't let another person run or rule you.

Thursday, April 9, 2026

Wednesday, April 8, 2026

Tuesday, April 7, 2026

All in the family.

It appears that some other things are inherited.

A feeling of being put upon is also a heritable trait.

Monday, April 6, 2026

Sunday, April 5, 2026

Malfeasance in office.

Eating the merchandise rather than delivering it.

That's grounds for expulsion from the bunny guild.

Saturday, April 4, 2026

Uniform conduct.

There are such things as alterations.

Or some teams like long stockings.

Thursday, April 2, 2026

Wednesday, April 1, 2026

The ninety percent solution.

If that's all that is required of him...

He will gladly accept ninety percent of his former salary.