Dedicated to the comic strip by Weingarten and Clark.
However much money it takes...
Or Makes. He is all for it.
Whatever gets you through the night.
And gains the advantage.
As apt a summation of humanity as any.
From the perspective of the machine.
Both Henny Youngman and Milton Berle concur.
Steal only from the best.
Sounds like a bagel, rather than a kaiser.
Funny, but he doesn't look like lox.
It is panhandling on an industrial scale.
Same results as a tin cup.
She has lived down to expectations.
Kinder words were never spoken.
The Thought Police are already on to you.
"Are you thinking what I'm thinking, Pinky?"
There could be no greater betrayal.
However you look at it.
And it was a pitching machine that threw the ball.
Automated batters are next.
In the words of Doctor Samuel Johnson,
"No, Madam, you smell, I stink."
The line of succession stops at that station.
Go big or go home.
Looks like unnecessary roughness.
Seems pretty offensive.
He is fit to be tied.
Or to throw a fit.
The lure of the sale is illusion.
Once hooked, it is too late.
Yet another form of side eye.
Looking askance would serve well in reply.
They should definitely switch to Facteime.
Much more satisfying than face-to-face.
He can confuse him in many languages.
It helps when you want to secretly insult someone.
He is not wrong about that.
He will put a ghost writer on it.
If he walks any faster, he will lap himself.
How to get ahead without even trying.
The Hobo code is unbreakable.
1. Decide your own life; don't let another person run or rule you.
Intestinal parasites sound like something...
The HHS Secretary could endorse.
Where there's a will, there's always something...
To fight about.
It appears that some other things are inherited.
A feeling of being put upon is also a heritable trait.
That really chaps his cheek.
Rubs him the wrong way.
Eating the merchandise rather than delivering it.
That's grounds for expulsion from the bunny guild.
There are such things as alterations.
Or some teams like long stockings.
You're going to need a bigger boat.
The Iceman Cometh.
It is obviously a case of poor reception.
Too much noise.
If that's all that is required of him...
He will gladly accept ninety percent of his former salary.