To infinity and beyond.

 Someone forgot a go to.

Paging Jean-Paul Sartre.

Treasure Island.

 He would have read Stevenson,

But he was too busy making a mountain of money.

Aggravating circumstances.

 All hail the inventor of the hostile workplace.

Ultimatums are us.

One and done.

 Just add number two.

The Gene Pool strikes again.

Dead Man Walking.

 The New York Stock Exchange.

Or a barometer.

Order in the court.

 As if the Judge never heard that one before.

Enough to drive a jurist to drink.

Let's go to the hop.

 When it comes to chocolate bunnies...

He has no resistance whatever.

Misfire.

 She needs to adjust her sights.

Target blindness.

The real thing.

 Sounds like tru luv.

That one plus the on-time others equals one.

Week late, seven dollars short.

 Better never than late.

First runner-up and Miss Uncongeniality.

Risque business.

 Abandon all pants ye who enter here.

As recorded in Dante's Divine Comedy.

Wshington's Birthday, more of less.

It is an alternate truth.

Father Gus was only trying to impart some worldly wisdom.

The Scottish Play.

 Any old pot in a storm.

Necessity can be a real witch.

Mad dog.

 It could be a lot worse.

It could be where the sun don't shine.

Something from nothing.

 They created the perfect product.

No materials, production or transport costs.

It's the name game, Part Two.

 Original thinking is overrated here.

Asperox, it duplicates your aches and pains.

Nomenclator.

 She is like an audio book of the...

Encyclopedia of names.

Brand name generic.

 The one and only original generic meme.

If you name it, they will buy.

Have a nice day.

Johnny O'Clock, on the other hand, is a great film noir.

And speaking of movies, "Good Morning" is from Singing in the Rain.

The last roundup?

 The latest Diehard sequel, With a Cart.

New rodeo event.

Birds of a feather.

 She already thinks like a bird.

She has an aim in life.

Underwater ratings.

 They will be exercised by the bill.

No credit? No sweat.

Number, please.

 Seven Mantle. Nine Maris. Sixteen Ford.

Worth something in a pub quiz.

Go fish.

 As a responsible adult, lying is the thing to do.

Something in common to bond over.

The huddled masses.

 Robbing a bank is just good, clean fun.

They are simply misunderstood.

The Social Contract.

 It's a dirty job, but somebody has to do it.

He gives until it hurts -- someone else.

Mousetrap.

 He should have exercised those stock options.

Mickey and Sherlock Holmes should form a support group.

Strike Too.

 You cannot cross a one-character picket line.

It's the comic flu.

Picket fences.

 Final offer, take it or be cancelled.

Fourth wall? What fourth wall?