Arthur.

As John Gielgud said to Dudley Moore.

And he was only taking a bath.

Sparking Joy.

In the old days, sparking Joy was dating a woman named Joy.

You can tell how smart a man is by the clutter on his desk.

Dueling Dooleys.

One was named Dula, and the other Dooley.

But both are pronounced Dooley.

Frequently suppressed facts.

I beleive it was Mrs. Bunter who felt something similar.

"Facts are like cows. If you stare at them hard enough, they will go away."

Featherbedding.

The scales of Justice are supposed to be fair.

Fair and balanced coverage.

Just say nyet.

Rocking the boat is easier when you are in the boat.

That's the place to be.

The taxman cometh.

Taxes are for the little people who can't hide income overseas.

Just ask Leona Helmsley.

Survivabilty of the fittest.

Pillsbury customers probably can't afford a safer car.

On the other hand, maybe they'll survive but need medication.

Cut the cheese.

That's thinking like a good dog, Webster.

It's amazing how much they have in common.

Mystery island.

The butler did it? That would be too easy.

The blue herrings.

Mementos.

It's the mint called Mementos. Hah !

Minty fresh.

The Hundred Years War.

You really can't tell the players without a scorecard.

Mistaken identity happens.

He has to be a hero.

Bumstead ! Next thing you know, he'll be Dithers.

He already has a blondie.

Short but sweet tweet.

Also the in-house troll as the occasion requires.

A man of many hats who wears none.

Promises, promises.

He'll give an IOU, a promissory note, blank check.

Whatever it takes.

Moore For You.

Or as the youths would have it, Moore4U.

And Les for someone else.

The Sting.

They call him a Confidence Man, because...

He inspires confidence. Thus, con man.

Hot air.

He puts out enough hot air to fill a large trial balloon.

With plenty left over.

The legend of sleepy hollow.

Always listen to your mother. She knows.

If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs.

It's the thought that counts.

Which is no thinking at all. Sparing no effort.

He has no effort to spare.

To Serve Man.

Guess who's coming to dinner.

The Kanamits.

It's not the heat.

It's the humidity that gets to them.

Teachers get to carry the load that parents shed.

Volpone.

Seems like sour grapes. Sly fox.

In the moral fable by Aesop.

The Big Store.

It's right next door to the Medicine Show.

Anything for a buck.

Moore's the merrier.

He's an honest conman, and that's refreshing.

You can take his word for it.

Jerry-rigged.

The system is purpose built for the task.

Rigging the jury also works.

I, Robot.

It learns from human interaction how to be more human-like.

Soon it will be just like a human worker.

The Trophy Wife.

She can make quite a racket with a shotgun, if it comes to that.

But he's already in the art racket.

Home of the brave.

The movie musical starring William Daniels, of course.

Happy Independence Day. But that's another movie.

Contagion.

She's catching. And there is no cure.

No exemptions.

The PCH.

Not the Pacific Coast Highway, although that is PCH.

The one with Ed McMahon.