Sunday, March 31, 2019

Saturday, March 30, 2019

Dr. Strangelove.

Or how I learned to stop worrying, and love the bomb.

It's MAD. Mutually Assured Destruction. That's slim pickens.

Friday, March 29, 2019

Thursday, March 28, 2019

Wednesday, March 27, 2019

Monday, March 25, 2019

The pharma sector.

That would be a hold. Not as bad as a sell.
Panic would be appropriate at sell.

Sunday, March 24, 2019

Do tell.

If it works for all the others, there's no doubt it will work for him.

The new Facebook is just waiting to take over.

Saturday, March 23, 2019

Richie Cunninghm's brother.

Chuck. Or the guy who played the fourth Barkley brother, Eugene, on The Big Valley.

Not to mention the first handler on Mission Impossible.
The second Darrin was Dick Sargent, by the way.
Where's Waldo?

Thursday, March 21, 2019

First in show.

In a flashback, the words "Guilty, guilty, guilty"
Come to mind when anyone is called before Congress.

Wednesday, March 20, 2019

Tuesday, March 19, 2019

Zero in, zero out.

Zero Mostel and Zero from Beetle Bailey?
Those are the only Zeroes I can recall.

Monday, March 18, 2019

Sunday, March 17, 2019

Friday, March 15, 2019

Thursday, March 14, 2019

Dpn't be a SAPPE.

It worked wonders for the FBI infiltrating the Communists.
Sounds like the plot of  Chesterton's The Man Who Was Thursday.

Wednesday, March 13, 2019

Incognito.

The price of fame, or, as the case may be, infamy.

Fake beards weren't enough?

Tuesday, March 12, 2019

In a different register.

It's not like college. You can't bribe your way in.
Do do that voodoo that you do so well.

Monday, March 11, 2019

Buddy, can you spare a dime?

The more things change, the more you need coin wrappers.
Or one of those machines that takes a percentage.



Saturday, March 9, 2019

Good Gollum, Miss Mollum.

His middle name was Smeagol before he changed it.
That's a good way to lose a finger.


Friday, March 8, 2019

Thursday, March 7, 2019

No Time for Sergeants.

Thank you for your service, Will Stockdale.

He's well-prepared for incompetent superiors.

Wednesday, March 6, 2019

P.L. Travers has much to answer for.

She and the creators of Supergirl.
Not to mention Jerry Siegel for Superman.

Tuesday, March 5, 2019

Gimme shelter..

Vital interests are threatened. Profits.

Shelter in place. In place of what?

Monday, March 4, 2019

Charity begins at home.

It takes a village fifteen minutes to strip a car.
Is that the full-replacement value insurance?

Saturday, March 2, 2019

Friday, March 1, 2019

Clueless.

No, seriously, don't mention it. Clueless: Not just a movie starring Alicia Silverstone.

The only clue he has is the board game.