The hangover.

What if the whole year is one long hangover?

We're going to need a bigger broom.

New Year's Eve.

Clyde isn't clairvoyant. That prediction he got wrong.

And that's Flo from the old comic strip Eb and Flo.
Eb & Flo by Paul Sellers.

Watch this.

The latest in spring-wound time-telling technology.

Plus it starts fires.

In bad company.

Alone has been defined as in bad company.

Ambrose Bierce, The Devils Dictionary.

The Grift Who Stole Christmas.

The ghost of Christmas presents.

He's like a fruitcake, nutty and lasts forever.

Play retreat.

Run it up the flagpole and see who will salute.

Flag etiquette requires it.

How would you like a nice Hawaiian Punch?

For all our Canadian friends. More like a Joe Palooka,

Never laid a glove of him.