Plus or minus.

Give or take a surprise or two.

It all adds up after a while.

The Woody Allen Curve.

Just showing up is eighty percent of life.

Distracted testing.

Like a horse and carriage.

Dad was told by mother.

You can't have one without the other.

No reflection on you.

Barney is a vulture, not a vampire.

Besides, it's bank accounts that he feeds on.

Fair is fair.

The right answer isn't always the first answer.

Multiple choice is usually easy.

Never eat in a place called Mom's.

Never play cards with a man named Doc,

And never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own.

Feel the burn.

No pain, no stand-up.

Lady Heather (CSI) was all laughs.