It is April 1.

She didn't specify which Mr. Buffett.

That's better than a banana peel.

Modesty should be publibly acknowledged.

Philanthropy is best when done anonymously, more or less.

Any resemblance to Anonymous is purely accidental.

Hecho en Mexico.

There is the slightest chance that a misunderstanding could arise.

It's all in the spit take.

Autopilot.

It's good to have regular habits.

Or he could just set the sleep timer.

My hovercraft is full of eels.

That droning you hear is the sound of a Predator.

If you are going to take everything literally...

Santa's Workshop.

Has had a lien placed on it.

And all his elves have been attached.

Flush with success.

That's why Eb is number one in the family.

Just plumb tired.