Good golly, Miss Molly!

Boy, talk about naked nepotism. Molly Weingarten makes an appearance in the strip.


It's like the Lohan family.

Nine across.

Argus, the Titan with one hundred eyes, would be the perfect Web patron.

Preferment.

One likes where one poops, and prefers where one lives.

There are all sorts of advancement in life.

Smackdown!

It's a seller's market.

Survivor, Old Folks Home.

Designer water.

We'll call it White Porcelain, in a bowl-shaped bottle.

Psyched.

Doctor has a dirty mind.

Debased.

The new SATs are to the old SATs as sandwich coins are to silver quarter dollars.

Not worth the paper they are printed on.