Volunteerism.

 Eighty percent of success is showing up. -- Woody Allen.

  The other twenty percent is faking it.

The last straw.

 Even a Yes Man can only take so much.

The unkindest cut of all.

A crisis a day.

Better than being greedy and eating both.

Sharing a problem halves the trouble.

Etymology for Dummies.

 The most basic of paternalistic matrimonial mistakes.

He has his money to keep him warm.

The Hippie.

 He is robbing parts of the cradle.

She also might be one of the Knee Generation.

Ways and Means.

 They might even be related to the Byways.

Snappy patter makes up for a lack of history.

Kismet.

 You can't pull the wool over their eyes.

Just how cute is that?