Double trouble.

 Nobody ever looks like their official photo.

He should turn himself in for the reward.

Electric sheep.

 He vent all over the sidewalk.

Easy clean up.

Credit where credit is due.

 However his favorite Truman saying is...

"The Buck Stops Here."

If ever I would leave you.

 He forgot to take his memory supplement.

Back already? Seems like you never left.

Every Breath You Take.

 Try hyperventilating as a cure.

Or hold your breath until you turn blue.

I yam what I yam.

Naming no names, of course.

Hypothetically, who wouldn't like a profiteer?

Ride a painted pony.

 They took him for a ride.

What goes up must come down.