Blackout.

 AKA The Great Eclipse.

Cancel culture strikes again.

All the world's a stage.

 Lights. Camera. Action!

Put a little drama in your life.

Sunshine makes me happy.

 Definitely NOT the fearless vampire hunter.

Look out for that eclipse.

Both Sides Now.

 What you lose on the roundabout...

You make up on the swings.

The Laws.

 That would be a violation of the Third Law of Robotics.

Or that's what you want me to think that you want.

The less bad news.

 In the immortal words of Monty Python...

Always look on the bright side.

Sunnyside up.

 He will have whatever she is on.

Happy talk is their most important product.