Turkey trot.

 Free turley can have several meanings.

Someone belongs beside bars, but not the turkey.

One can only hope.

 But you also need to look funny.

"Ya gotta have art," in the words of the old song.

DOA.

 She doesn't need to drop an anvil on his head.

She gave it a shot.

Birthday boy.

 It's the thought that counts, they say...

Good thing he can't read minds.

Mythical anatomy.

 He is really missing the amygdala...

The actual seat of emotions.

Toot toot

 Give that man a Segar.

She looks like Shelley Duvall.

Halls of Congress.

Today we think lions deserve a better diet.

Bring on the clowns.