No deposit, no return.

 The customer is always right...

But only if he is a customer.

Tell me more.

 And do not leave out any juicy details.

Not gloating in the least.

The burning question.

 Good ahead, add to global warming.

He is flush with flooring, the floor flusher.

Choices, choices.

 Someone needs to make more friends.

Mr. Irresistible.

The eyes have it.

 This could escalate to hand gestures.

Evil eye is worse than pink eye.

Fill 'er up.

 Stealing cars teaches you stuff.

In the words of Yogi Berra, "You can learn a lot just by looking."

March of Time.

 The Washington Post March isn't lively enough?

Disco works for CPR.