Folk wisdom.

Succinct but pithy, worthy of Poor Richard.

A special place in his heart.

Read all about it.

 The News: British tabloid edition.

Not as heard on the BBC.

Man's best friend.

 Old saying: If you want a friend, get a dog.

Preferably one with poor judgment.

Match made in Silicon Valley.

 Next step a VR date.

They have an open source relationship.

Cure for what ails you.

 Catch some serious disease.

That will fix you.

Health conscious.

 All the anti-science extinction seekers disagree.

Nothing more valuable than capitalization.

An army of one.

 An army marches on its stomach.

Number, please.