Cookie monster.

At last some science that can be used in real life.

Makes perfect sense. The perfect diet.

Soup's on.

Maybe a little hint would be in order.

Do they have a garbage disposal?

Name your posion.

Or do you prefer venom?

No implied threat intended.

As Gabriel Heater used to say...

There's good news tonight.

Circular inflation is the good news.

A rose by any other name.

Anyone who would call a spade a spade should be forced to use one. -- Oscar Wilde.

Seems like they already know that trick.

Why do birds fall from the sky?

Is that one better or two better?

Don't go away Madoff.

Almost but not quite.

There's a difference between slim and none.

Not quite dead.