Jaws more powerful than Richard Kiel.

Dead men tell not jokes.

Stainless steel looks cuddly by comparison.

Joy of Cooking Moonlights.

As in spicy films.

Julia Child was never bored.

Twin Peaks, Explained.

Bob and the Log Lady, for instance.

And speaking in reverse is another one.

Franken Scents.

And a cologne that smells like Al Franken.

It will be sold in golden bottles.

Raymond Burr?

Luckily, Barney has a gun.

He's trying to say Burp Gun.
Or he wants Perry Mason to defend him?

G.I. Bill.

Originally, "Drop and give me two."

But things got out of hand.
Somehow, Corporal Punishment was skipped for promotion.

Bizarro World.

Sounds more like the Antithesis Scalia to me.

Or Justice Fat Tony.