Interrobanging the Percontation.

Well, isn't that genius, totally‽

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Bonnie & Clyde.

Now we know how the strip got its name.

Barney is one wild and crazy guy.

Three men on match.

Easy for you to say.
Correct spelling is our msot important product.

Today we celebrate Olivia Wilde of House, M.D.

It's a trap.

OK, then what's the turd...I mean third?

That sounds like crap.

Astroturf.

Watching the paint dry on the Astroturf is for the seventh inning stretch.

FACT: Originally, the Astrodome had real grass that was painted green.

Off-speed pitch.

They can't hit the ball if you hold on to it.

Let's play two, as Ernie Banks used to say.

Bird-in-Hand.

A bird in hand will get its neck wrung.

Unless it's the town in Pennsylvania.