His Gal Friday.

Get me rewrite!

Press here.

Ben Hecht on line one.

Now explain etaoin shrdlu.

Processed cheese product.

For haute cuisine, you have to graduate to Velvetta.

And don't forget the Laughing Cow.

Formerly Known As.

The Diminutive Purple One.

People cannot be spam. They are spammers.
It's to protect against robots.
I don't think that Prince Rogers Nelson will fit in the box.

A man, a plan, a canal, Panama.

Don't let him near a Toyota.

He won't know whether he's coming or going.
We have not heard the last of this.

The Idiot Box.

What else would you have on it, if not idiots?

It's as if they were made for one another.
Or as Abraham Lincoln once said to Edward R. Murrow on Person to Person, "This great new medium for idiots, by idiots and of idiots shall not perish."

Mrs. Peel.

The eyes have it. Keep 'em skinned.

She will have to bone up, which might not make Barney happy.

Vampire Slayer.

You mean knocked her ass over tea kettle?

Vampire Slayers don't fall like a ton of bricks.