False choice.

In fact, the real choice is between Bob Ross and Donna Dewberry.
Or maybe William Alexander. Happy little tree.

But then he took an antidepressant.

He took Whatsamattaforu.

And he got high relief.

The price of everything.

Yes, everyone does have a price.

Krafty, Clyde.

The language of love.

Money makes the world go 'round.

It's positively Dickensian. Makes you want to cry.

Sticks and stones.

Break my bones, but names will never hurt me. Unless they are written on a stick or stone.

In which case they will hurt like heck.

Terms of endearment.

They named the Hefty bag after him.

AKA Augustus Gloop.

Pass the limas, please.

A Lima Bean with bacon by any other name would taste as sweet.

When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.