Healthy competition.

You can't really compete with bacteria. They always win.

You can't beat an honest cheat.

Except with a stick, Mr. Whipsnade.

Vegetative state.

What's bread?
Try roughcutwoodworking.com to build a tambour-lid bread box. Man does not live by bread alone. He needs a box to keep it fresh.

The Island.

Cynthia shouldn't have been allowed to watch Lost. It gives me the pip, too.

Pharos.

Before Edison, every genius was brighter. Now we have LEDs.

Eenie Meenie Minos Mo.

Thinking too much can be hell while Rodin the throne.

The Schnoz.

Jimmy Durante would be cheaper. He's currently dead for tax reasons.

And he appeared in cartoons. Frosty the Snowman.

Or possibly Horton.