Dedicated to the comic strip by Weingarten and Clark.
If only she could read its mind.
The original recipe calls for blending by hand.
The Say Anything to Close the Sale school.
Otherwise known as lying.
Gable was right. That was...
A fireman's carry he was using.
It Happened One Night
The price is not always right.
The inadequate inflationary spiral.
It is already a hit fad nationwide.
You probably picked up several other things.
Better than calling the month Octavian.
We already have October.
He says that he has been framed.
But don't mention it.
As with Polonius, he will nose him out.
Butt me no butts.
Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
The less you know, the better.
Timetables are still relevant in the diesel age.
As are the time zones they created.
Don't ever forget to invite her to a party.
Astrology for Smartypants.
One of them might possibly be right.
There's either a flaw in the system or in the logic.
Did I hear someone say Water Buffalo?
Whatever is in the pantry today.
Better than the Ponzi Scheme.
Even better than the Pyramid Scheme.
If everybody is important...
Then nobody is important.
Those Vikings had a great sense of humor.
Leaving joke rune stones wherever they went.
Too many yachts and not enough journalists.
There's too much of that going around lately.
The only way he can get the message across.
What gave it away?
Anything so fundamental to life can have that effect.
It was like all the oxygen had been sucked out.
Or he might have said, "I kid you not."
Pavlovian response to bells and sirens