In living color.

 But then they went an spoiled the joke...

By printing the daily comics in color.

In the words of the old song.

 Cue Frank Sinatra, "What America  Means to Me."

She learned her lessons well.

Black Friday Shocking.

 Well, it won't be a surprise now.

The perils of auto fill.

Happy Thanksgiving.

 They do call it Turkey Day for a reason.

He does have his traditional standards.

It's contagious.

It might have been true four billion years ago.

But not today so much.

A bowl of cherries.

 As everyone knows, Life is a game..

A breakfast cereal and a magazine.

Special diet.

As excuses go, that's hard to swallow.

That took guts.