A grain of truth.

 Miss Spelt meet Miss Wheat.

It's not a trap. It's a setup.

Something for nothng.

 Giving things away and expecting nothing in return...

What is up with that?

The stakeout.

 Surveil is the term of art.

Who watches the watchers?

The parent trap.

 Domestication of children can take years off your life.

Children, the main vectors of disease.

Loco indeed.

He may not remember yesterday...

 But he clearly remembers yesteryear.

Good & Plenty.

Follow the sun.

You have thirty minutes more sunlight than on the solstice...

 Seasonal Affect Disorder strikes again.

Proxy madness.

 The one-man troll farm strikes again.

He calls it "internet research."