To the Moon.

 And whatever you do, do not ask about his Bay.

Sanitized for your protection.

A real twit.

 And his job likes him back with a smiling emoji.

Implausible deniability.

Mirror image.

 His biography will be a work of fiction.

Like twins separated at birth -- by an ocean.

The human condition.

 A concise summary of the human race.

And  yet, which species is dominant?

People who need people.

 He is nothing if he is not impartial.

Henry has his moment.

Holy mackerel.

There is something fishy about that.

No thanks, I had wet socks for lunch.

Pets who resemble their people.

 It could be worse. He might be a purse dog.

Do they both have their teeth?