Indigestion.

Cold stare and cold turkey.

Digest this !

Old Blood and Guts.

 Who rubbernecks a squashed opossum?

Other than crows or vultures.

What's in a name?

She could have said Nancy Davis, but that would have been too political.

Happy National Hispanic Heritage Month?

Pet of the Month.

 He has Adolf for indecent exposure.

Deputy Fife versus Snoopy.

Paging Leo McKern.

 You can hire him for a glass of Chateau Thames Embankment.

Either Rudy or Rumpole, in fact.

If at first you don't succeed.

 It's the Kind Hearts and Coronets syndrome.

Paging Alec Guinness.

The haunting.

 It is all a bad dream, or is it?

Bleepity bleep, bleep, bleep.