Nobody's fool.

 No fool like an April Fool.

Answer a fool according to his own folly.

A loaf of bread, a jug of wine.

 He's one up on Omar Khayyam.

He didn't even have the sardines.

All her eggs.

 And should have seen her scrambling to catch it.

Don't ask for bacon, whatever you do.

Above suspicion.

 What a wild and crazy idea.

How do such rumors start?

Nosferatu.

 Max Schreck looks very lively for his age.

His usual dapper self.

The Book of Daniel.

 The original handwriting on the wall: Mene, Mene, Tekel, Parsin.

You have been weighed in the balanced and found wanting.

Cynthia's handwriting, "A nation of sheep begets a government of wolves."

Variously attributed to Bertrand de Jouvenel and Edward R. Murrow.

Hare today.

 Isn't that a Steve Martin cartoon?

He should audition for the Easter Bunny.