Happy New Year, Again.

Selective hearing is a great gift, which keeps on giving.

A little goes a long way.

It's a sign of the times.

As Petula Clark once said. "Hiccup."

Or was it Robert Burns?

POV.

From his perspective the suffering of others is vanishing.

Which is the point.

It's all Greek to me.

She must be in one of those Advanced Placement literature courses.

Lysistrata is not normally taught in middle school.

Ba-da-bum.

Actually, that is not a punchline. It's a straight line.

The punch line is the where she punches him.

Feeling a bit rusty.

 As opposed to pulling things out of thin air or some bodily orifice.

But is it commercially viable?

The holiday that wasn't.

Must be a package from the family back in Great Britain.

Those Mountbatten cut-ups strike again.