Remote possibility.

And that's just today.

Did you look between the sofa cushions?

Aerobics.

Lifting a beer mug is good exercise.

Or exercise-adjacent.

In the toilet.

Who's number one?

It's the analogue revolution.

Workers' comp.

A safe workplace is one not in the Pillsbury household.

The law doesn't come cheap.

Where everybody knows your name.

Look out for Magnum, P.I. and Cagney & Lacey.

Not to mention Sabrina the Teenage Witch.

Sounds like a Batman villain.

Home security isn't what it used to be.

She knows which buttons to push.

Bird flu the coop.

They are not the only ones.

Cold in da doze, followed by wailing and gnashing of teeth.