With a name like that, it has to be good.

Nobody would ever guess that.

That begs the question.

Silence of the hams.

There goes another census taker.

With a nice chianti.

Bend over backwards.

Being a contortionist has advantages.

Let's do the twist.

What's eating you, sunshine?

Bipolar is the other explanation.

That's why tanning beds were invented.

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Any similarity to an official governemt site is intentional.

The word gullible isn't in the dictionary, is one joke seniors have heard.

Event horizon.

The black hole named Duane.

Oscar have a second name?

Call my bluff.

Liar's poker.

She has a poker face -- flushed.