I scream.

Honesty is the best ploy.

Hoi polloi falls for the oy ploy.

I think, therefore I am.

As Thomas Magnum used to say, "I know what you're thinking."

Men are tuned in.

Not your father's Muppets.

They should never have broken up Kermit and Piggy.

At least she prepared for the lesson.

I got plenty of nothing.

Say no more, wink, wink, nudge, nudge.

Nothing is plenty for me.

The reality shpw.

Plenty of excuses, but no reasons.

Totally unscripted.

Booooring.

Something to look forward to.

Cheerful thought: It only gets worse.

No fault parenting.

The less you know the better.

Executive decision not to know,