Three gold balls.

Anything of value. Kidneys, bone marrow, that extra lung.

Looks good on paper.

Thirty pieces of silver.

Or one piece worth thirty dollars.

My Precious, metals are usually going up.

If you can fake sincerity.

You have it made.

Sincerity is over-rated.

Looey, Looey.

Or maybe Barney is just cheap.

Where was the moth that usually lives in his wallet?

Piranha grapes.

Found only along the Amazon river.

Seedless are good, too.

Brain drain.

Sometimes you just can't get your brain to cooperate.

You just can't trust your brain.

Retro recorder.

Just where does the tape fit into it?

Is it Betamax?