Saturday, August 31, 2013

RICO Act.

Testing is the biggest racket.

Interpreting tests is the second biggest.

Friday, August 30, 2013

Thursday, August 29, 2013

School daze.

Mind-numbing twelve months of the year.

Three extra months in which to be a pain in the principal's neck.

Wednesday, August 28, 2013

Outlook hazy.

Maybe someone at the National Weather Service knows.

Barney hasn't the foggiest.

Tuesday, August 27, 2013

Monday, August 26, 2013

Vulture capitalist.

They circle the block in their black limos.

At least they aren't talking behind his back.

Sunday, August 25, 2013

It's Mighty Thor.

Marvel might want to sue.

Mr. Fantastic is Duane's other name.