Best of both worlds.

Barney's getting the same service for free now.

The more things change...

I Accuse The Great Stone Face.

Not Buster Keaton, but the Snake-Haired monster.

What do you expect from a Cheese-Eating Surrender Monkey?

What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

And he does it so very well.

There has to be a price to pay for gouging. Complaints is one of them.

Right where it hurts.

Even evil stepmothers have hearts.

As Charlie Chaplin wrote, "Smile."

Or possiby Cleo.

Berenice is a regal name.

Help me, Rhonda.

How much is that doggy in the window?

How can you not give in to the big Keane eyes?

Sit up and beg. Now, roll over.

Night of the living zombie patents.

They go on even after expiring.

She has a future in politics, or blackmail, which is to say, the same thing.