Dords and dordettes.

The opposites of dudes and dudettes, rural people who visit the big city on vacation.

Also, people from Dort.

Airing dirty laundry.

Seems like a stereotype. Are they out of the closet, then?

Best swept under the rug.

Golden Oldie.

Reinforcing an ancient stereotype.

Removing forever one subject of marital discord.

Alert the media.

And the so-called United Nations does nothing.

Clearly, an argument against intelligent design.

Argo.

Now explain Jason and the Golden Fleas.

Aw, go...

TMI.

Always ask yourself, "Do I really want to know?"

You're scarring the children for life.

Waste not, want not.

What's good for a column is good for the comics.

Sputtering is more impressive in cursive. Daffy Duck should have used it.