When you care enough.

Barney, you silver-tongued Romeo.

If you save your billions, you might be able to buy the Hallmark company and give it to Lucretia.

Oblique tribute to Hank Ketcham.

It was either that or Dennis's dog uses trees to mark his territory.

Don't ask about the ships.

How would you like a nice Hawaiian Punch?

As Buffy once asked, "Want to see my impression of Gandhi?"

Why do you think they call it a punchline?

The Trouble with Tribbles.

Why did the farmer use an ambulance to harvest his grain when the thresher broke down?

What we have here is failure to communicate.

It was an emmer-gency.

"Does everybody know about this wheat but me?"

Citizen Pillsbury.

Significant firsts. First in war. First in peace. First to the wall.

It's risky getting out of bed. Is there a deduction for that?

Gaming of the Shrewd.

Mooching for Dummies.

In bookstores everywhere.

Minnie the Moocher.

Cab Calloway never met Clyde.

Clyde the Moocher just doesn't have the same ring to it.