Cast of thousands.

The tried and true gags never fail.

Family portrait time.

Happy New Year from the Barney & Clyde Blog.

But me no butts.

Yoda says,  "Lard or lard not. There is no butt."

Puts the hustle in her bustle.

Escape artist.

A trick that Houdini never mastered.

I dreamed I performed magic in my Maidenform bra.

Sacred cow.

Well, there goes India.

He was going to say, "Holy cow patties."

Barney, Betty and Bamm-Bamm.

Better than Flintstones. It's  Rubble.

And how do you plan to keep kids from swallowing the real things?

Mad as a hatter.

The Warden in Word Girl is always eating his hat.

Mercury poisoning to follow..

If it's a felt hat, he would be eating rabbit.

Just call her Bishop Foxx.

She could have been ordained. By hook or by crook.

Give him the hook.

It's less disruptive than the gong.