Dedicated to the comic strip by Weingarten and Clark.
His ennui is something new.
He is so jaded.
Compromising your principles for money, how American.
Gluttony before greed.
You should try her amazing Jackal Surprise.
Hyena flown in fresh daily from Africa.
Things always look so much better...
In the morning with a hangover.
The polls are the best indicator...
Of a complete lack of actual reporting.
He ages at one-quarter speed,
But the birthday parties are few and far between.
Some things just seem to be fated.
Separated at IVF.
