That's debatable.

That just as well could have been a red wig.

Red hairing.

L.S.M.F.T.

NASA NATO LBYL THABTO.

ICBM.

No problem

The universal solvent, jewelry in every form.

Up the ladder of apologies.

Purpose in life.

It's important to know where you stand in the great scheme of things.

Or sit, as the case may be.

Blow it out your...

You will want that it more than one scent.

Seems obvious in retrospect.

Smack in deface.

It's what he calls a write-on write-off.

Right on.

The Anti-social Register.

No need to humble brag about how modest you are.

Be cruel to be kind.